SIMPLE THINGS & Food
I enjoy the simple things and Food. Here I share thoughts and photos of things we sometimes tend to overlook. I would like to give a little sweet reminding of the little good touches of our lives.
Beautiful Poem
Reblogged from tohalftime
Overcast
Let me ask, do you think of
me? I miss youin the wet mornings. The tea
is never the right temperature
and I watch the grey foam of the sea
sink soundlessly
into the sand. Again and again
I wonderif you are on the other side
of the fogged-up windows
on the train. If you see me
through the blur,
look
away. I am still just as flammable
in the rain
and in the seconds of space between,wait just long enough
for me
to be taken away.
if you’re gonna sign ‘XO’, you may as well sign ‘Please enter me’
Reblogged from bambi-no
… that’s the best quote from ‘I Don’t Know How She Does It’! Momo is the best character for sure.
(Source: bambi-no)
I’m The Boss
My boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read, “I’m the Boss”. He then taped it to his office door. Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said, “Your wife called. She wants her sign back!”
Hairlip paratrooper
Halfway thru bootcamp the hairlip calls home to his buddy. Man this is tough, the drill seargent took three of us way up in a plane.He opened the door and told the first guy JUMP!! and the guy did. He grabbed the next guy and said JUMP!! and he did.He looked at me and said JUMP!! I told him no i just can’t. He pulled out his big thang and said, you jump or i’m gonna screw you with this. My goodness said his buddy, did you jump? Well yeah said the hairlip, a little bit right at first.Grammar Lesson For Idiots
I hate when people say supposevly. What the hell is supposevly? Do you mean supposedly? Also, do you know how stupid you sound when you say, “I could care less!”? Saying this means that you do care, and that it is possible for you to care less. What you mean to say is, “I could NOT care less!”. Just a couple quick grammar lessons for idiots.
Forbes Top List
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of therichest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.
SOOO FUNNY
KEYHOLE TV
A man didn’t have a TV set. So he drilled a hole through the wall into his neighbour’s flat and watched the wrestling matches every night. Then he learnt that the neighbour didn’t have a TV either……
